I vaguely remember the old folks – my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles – sitting around the dining room table, lingering over coffee and pie while discussing their aches and pains, past and future doctor visits, and whispering when news was particularly bad.
Fast forward a few decades and the old folks are my friends and I. The scenario came to mind during a breakfast at a local restaurant.
Conversation ensues. “Getting up early, going to the gym, sometimes I just want to turn over and go back to sleep. Not today. Looked forward to breakfast.”
“Me too, once in a while I don’t make it. But the exercise helps ward off the evils of osteoporosis, or so I’m told. Probably just another old wives tale.”
“You know what, if you don’t come every week nothing much happens. On the other hand coming religiously will not make you beautiful.”
“But not coming ever will make me stiff and fatter, I know…”
A handful shun eggs due to high cholesterol concerns. The ordering initiates a discourse on how best to lower cholesterol-foods to eat, foods to avoid, meds to try, meds to avoid…
The conversation over the course of the morning encompasses a variety of topics, from good reads to bad movies, current events and politics, kids and grandkids, holiday plans and recent travels.
Health-related issues dominate dialogue when setting a time for the next breakfast.
On the first date suggested the conversation proceeds generally like this:
“I hate to admit it and it took a long time to come to terms with this, but I have cataract surgery that day, so can we get together another time?”
“Let me see…I can’t make it either. Dentist. Need a cap.”
The next date proposed a couple of folks pipe up:
Outpatient surgery. Nothing major…”
“Follow-up from hip surgery.”
And on the third date, voices heard:
“Big day for me. Never mentioned it before because it definitely means I am OLD, but a few months ago got shingles. Mild case, but have to wait six months to get the vaccine. Marked the momentous day in red on my calendar. But I can go after breakfast. It will be a kind of celebration.”
“Hair appointment. Time to color the gray–again.”
“Since we are on the subject…any of you wear hearing aids? I know I need them but don’t want to spend the money. I’ve heard mixed things about how much they really help.”
“By the way, can anyone suggest special exercises for my arthritis?”
“I just started meds for high blood pressure. Tried keeping it down with diet and exercise, but didn’t work. Doctor said some people can’t fight genes, and aging.”
“OK, we have a date!”
“Wait, I missed that discussion. When is it?”
“Have to put it in my calendar now or I will forget.”
“I’ll remind everyone in class the week before. And the day of.”
“What’s the date? Didn’t hear it…”
“Don’t remember it…”
“Anyone see my phone?”
“See everyone next week…S**t, where did I park the car?”