Scanning this morning’s news I came upon a
disturbing article impacting many of us.
The Chairman and Chief Executive of JP Morgan,
James (Jamie) Dimon, had his compensation for 2012 CUT IN HALF by his bosses,
the bank’s Board of Directors.
He will receive 50% of his
previously stated, previously expected, and possibly previously spent pay.
Mr. Dimon will receive only $11.5 million for
the hard work, long hours and other sacrifices made in the pursuit of making
money for his company, himself and other JP Morgan executives, with perhaps a few bucks left over for other employees and shareholders.
Mr. Dimon received total compensation of $23.1
million in 2011.
Executives like Mr. Dimon do not receive simply
a salary, a paycheck deposited in their checking account regularly. Executive
compensation is more complicated, comprised of salary, bonus, stock options and
other monetary incentives. Mr. Dimon’s 2012 bonus was significantly cut,
resulting in the reduction.
But a 50% decrease? The poor guy. How can he
possibly make do with half the expected sum?
And how, you might ask, does that impact the rest of us?
First of all, Mr. Dimon will pay less in taxes
than guesstimated. Since the top 1% pays so much in taxes every year, the U.S.
Treasury may feel the loss of thousands of Dimon dollars. Will the budget ever recover? Will the rest of us be forced to make up
the shortfall?
I would guess most Americans do not make $23.1M
or even $11.5M in one year or possibly in their working lifetime. But some of
these lesser paid, less wealthy, stock option-less folk benefit from Dimon
dollars.
A lot of people work in establishments that
directly or indirectly service Dimon’s personal and business needs and
therefore benefit from his largesse. Think of it as the business trickle-down principle.
I have to admit, however, the bucks have
not trickled down to my home or hometown, but I am still patiently waiting.
A few of the ways average Americans may benefit
from Dimon dollars:
·
Restaurant meals – business
meals, social meals, eat in and take out.
·
Clothing – It must cost a lot
of money to keep Dimon looking top-executive snazzy. And what about the rest of
his family? They cannot go out in public in common off-the-hangar rags.
·
Coffee, other drinks and
snacks – Dimon must always be on the go. How many Starbucks drinks does he
consume in a week, a month, and a year? How often does he duck into the nearest
coffee shop, Auntie Ann’s pretzel stand, Dunkin’ Donuts or whatever for a quick
snack?
·
Gifts – I imagine there are a
lot of gifts to buy throughout the year for staff, family, friends, relatives
and others.
·
Vacations – Dimon and his
family probably do not spend a lot of time checking Priceline, Kayak, and other
Internet sites looking for the lowest air and hotel rates when planning a
vacation. My guess is he and his entourage, for business and pleasure, fly
business and/or first class. They probably fly private jets too. They stay at luxurious
(translation: expensive) five-star
hotels. Enjoy pricey five-star restaurants. Use taxis and private limousines
and, hopefully, tip well.
·
Staff – I would venture a guess
Dimon’s wife does not clean the toilets in their New York penthouse. How many
individuals cater to the business and personal needs of Dimon and his family? Will he have to lay off any staff now, cut
their hours and/or lower their pay?
There are lots of other areas Dimon dollars are
spread around the economy – entertainment expenses, home furnishings, housing costs,
personal care items, charities, (personal) investments, and the list
goes on. Not being a member of the privileged 1%, their spending habits are not
familiar to me. But I can imagine…
Mr. Dimon, I understand your dilemma and the problems
involved in reducing your personal budget and limiting expenses.
Should you need help planning and organizing
your downsized lifestyle, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Meanwhile I hope you realize many of us have
experienced similar difficulties in recent years. We sympathize and wish you well.
2 comments:
LOL! Speak for yourself. I don't sympathize at all.
A hoot! I have an account in Mr. Dimon's bank and lend him money in the form of a CD -- for which he pays me a very generous 0.2% interest. Why last year, thanks for Mr. Dimon, I increased my income by a total of $10!
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